You live in a cold, dark world. Mainstream weather outlets will sugar-coat that for you. Sh-tstorm will not.
Sh-tstorm is a free, fast, and accurate weather app that pulls data from a powerful combination of local and global weather models sourced from renowned national weather services. This means you have access to the most accurate forecast for your location, wherever you are in the world.
The optional paid version includes:
• gorgeous widgets
• real-time nowcast precipitation alerts
• high resolution six hour radar
Sh-tstorm also tells you to f*ck off.
Features:
• Relentlessly abusive
• Hyper-local, hyper-accurate forecasting
• Insults can be personalised to your name
• Weather is served up in any flavour you like: celcius/farenheit, mph/kmh, mm/inches, sh*tter/sh*ttier all supported
• Optional once-daily notifications sent at 8pm local time giving you tomorrow's forecast
• Share ill-mannered weather with a friend - or enemy
• nowcasts
• widgets
• high resolution precipitation radar
What's new (v2.7)
Sh-tstorm Pro brings widgets, live weather updates and radar to subscribing Sh-tstormers. The free app also gets improved search (zip/postcode, landmark, street address and map search) as well better coverage for government-issued weather alerts, now supported in 50+ countries.