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StonkBlitz

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StonkBlitz

by JACK CHARLES LUCIEN KINOSKY

v1.4 10 MB Universal 4+

Description

Stonk Blitz is the trading game where everyone starts as Warren Buffett and ends up applying for Uber Eats. 60 seconds. Real charts. Real leverage. Completely unhinged decisions.

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE
Take $100. Pick a direction. Pray.
Get it right and you're a genius. Get it wrong and you're a meme.
Either way, you're sending the screenshot to the group chat.

THE LOSSES ARE BEAUTIFUL
Got liquidated at 50x? There's a meme for that.
Went short right before a moon? Same.
Stonk Blitz doesn't judge you. It just documents everything.

DESTROY YOUR FRIENDS
Global leaderboard. Daily rankings. The group chat humiliation is real and so is the glory. Challenge your friends, lose together, argue about who would have won if the market wasn't
"clearly rigged."

COME BACK EVERY DAY
Daily streak system. Daily challenges. Daily opportunities to prove you've learned nothing from yesterday.

FREE TO PLAY
3 winning trades per day — because even the market has limits.
Go Pro+ when you're ready to lose unlimited times.

No financial advice. No real money. No dignity. Just vibes.

Ready to become the worst trader in your group chat?

8 Languages Degens have no borders
English, French, Spanish, Russian, German, Italian, Portuguese, Hindi

What's new (v1.4)

3 new Pepe meme takeovers when you get rekt. Game-over haptic is now 2x longer because losses deserve respect. 80+ new subtitles, 12 streak-share punchlines, 21 fresh compliments — fully localized across 8 languages. Stonk Blitz now speaks English, French, Spanish, German, Italian, Portuguese, Russian and Hindi. Degens have no borders.