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Description
Stonk Blitz is the trading game where everyone starts as Warren Buffett and ends up applying for Uber Eats. 60 seconds. Real charts. Real leverage. Completely unhinged decisions.
THE RULES ARE SIMPLE
Take $100. Pick a direction. Pray.
Get it right and you're a genius. Get it wrong and you're a meme.
Either way, you're sending the screenshot to the group chat.
THE LOSSES ARE BEAUTIFUL
Got liquidated at 50x? There's a meme for that.
Went short right before a moon? Same.
Stonk Blitz doesn't judge you. It just documents everything.
DESTROY YOUR FRIENDS
Global leaderboard. Daily rankings. The group chat humiliation is real and so is the glory. Challenge your friends, lose together, argue about who would have won if the market wasn't
"clearly rigged."
COME BACK EVERY DAY
Daily streak system. Daily challenges. Daily opportunities to prove you've learned nothing from yesterday.
FREE TO PLAY
3 winning trades per day — because even the market has limits.
Go Pro+ when you're ready to lose unlimited times.
No financial advice. No real money. No dignity. Just vibes.
Ready to become the worst trader in your group chat?
8 Languages Degens have no borders
English, French, Spanish, Russian, German, Italian, Portuguese, Hindi
THE RULES ARE SIMPLE
Take $100. Pick a direction. Pray.
Get it right and you're a genius. Get it wrong and you're a meme.
Either way, you're sending the screenshot to the group chat.
THE LOSSES ARE BEAUTIFUL
Got liquidated at 50x? There's a meme for that.
Went short right before a moon? Same.
Stonk Blitz doesn't judge you. It just documents everything.
DESTROY YOUR FRIENDS
Global leaderboard. Daily rankings. The group chat humiliation is real and so is the glory. Challenge your friends, lose together, argue about who would have won if the market wasn't
"clearly rigged."
COME BACK EVERY DAY
Daily streak system. Daily challenges. Daily opportunities to prove you've learned nothing from yesterday.
FREE TO PLAY
3 winning trades per day — because even the market has limits.
Go Pro+ when you're ready to lose unlimited times.
No financial advice. No real money. No dignity. Just vibes.
Ready to become the worst trader in your group chat?
8 Languages Degens have no borders
English, French, Spanish, Russian, German, Italian, Portuguese, Hindi
What's new (v1.5)
Your progress finally follows you.
CLOUD SYNC FIXED — achievements, stats and streaks now survive a reinstall or a new phone. They were being downloaded, then thrown away. Not anymore.
HAPTICS EVERYWHERE — every button answers back. LONG and SHORT hit the hardest.
CLEANER LEADERBOARD — profits show as 569k instead of 569098. Your losses stay ugly though.
SHARING FIXED — no more double plus signs, and streak shares finally carry your invite link.
Still 60 seconds. Still $100. Still a terrible idea.
CLOUD SYNC FIXED — achievements, stats and streaks now survive a reinstall or a new phone. They were being downloaded, then thrown away. Not anymore.
HAPTICS EVERYWHERE — every button answers back. LONG and SHORT hit the hardest.
CLEANER LEADERBOARD — profits show as 569k instead of 569098. Your losses stay ugly though.
SHARING FIXED — no more double plus signs, and streak shares finally carry your invite link.
Still 60 seconds. Still $100. Still a terrible idea.
